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Shawna
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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents CannibalisticPeachFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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  • Current Residence: I live on the phallic shaped state
  • Interests: Art, people, life, death, the ugly, the ordinary, and the seemingly nonexistant.
  • Favourite movie: Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, etc
  • Favourite genre of music: All of it.
  • Favourite style of art: anything but the overdone.
  • MP3 player of choice: Microsoft Zune 80gb
  • Shell of choice: Cowrie Shell
  • Skin of choice: I like my peachy paleness
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP/360
  • Tools of the Trade: pens, pencils, Canon eos40D and fujifilm e550

Cleaning toilets and Making friends in the Freezer

Thu Jun 25, 2009, 4:08 PM
  • Listening to: a fan
  • Reading: what I wrote
I say I will update, I say this sensation is overwhelming, yet nobody has seen anything that I have done.

Barely any of you have seen me. I miss you guys I really do.

I had a sort of an epiphany since I have been working nighshift. I feel like the guy from Cash Back(Watch that movie), where I notice a beauty in things again.

I will work 10pm-6am for a couple more days. I will clean the toilets, I will mop these floors, serve some of the late night intoxicated, and stock these coolers.

I will laugh at the things people leave in the bathroom from a pair of shoes or pubic hair on the ca-mode. Follow the swishing, and the swirls of the water from the mop (Paint a penis with the water before erasing it away.) Follow the swagger and notes people say as the fumble with their card to buy their Heineken, condoms, and snickers bar.

Life isn't so bad when you start cleaning out a room that piled some much crap on it you couldn't handle yourself.

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:iconbellick:
~Bellick Aug 5, 2009, 3:27:54 PM
Hey Shawna, thanks so much for the :+fav:!

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-Soldiers, what do we pursue?!

-World Domination sir!

-In the name of what do we fight for?

-In the name of BADASSNESS, sir!

-Are you willing to die for this cause?!

-SIR, NO SIR. WE ARE IMMORTAL SIR!

-Now we're talking...

:plug:
:iconwhitlawgeorge:
Mood: Joy ~whitlawgeorge Jul 1, 2009, 1:12:24 PM
HOLA!

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uuugghhhh.....

.....milk was a bad choice!
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~CannibalisticPeach Jul 1, 2009, 2:30:02 PM
'eeeeeey! -fonzi-

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:iconwhitlawgeorge:
~whitlawgeorge Jul 1, 2009, 9:03:58 PM
what are you up to? or not up to! pick yer poison!

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uuugghhhh.....

.....milk was a bad choice!
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=anti00gravity Jun 29, 2009, 3:30:42 AM
Thanks for the fave! (:

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choose anew, please evolve, take flight
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~kade6767 Jan 20, 2009, 7:56:32 PM
Hey, thanks for that fav...wow, you look good for being so old, how do you stay so young and agile ? ;)

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Angered by stupidity
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~CannibalisticPeach Jan 21, 2009, 11:15:37 AM
Haha, you're welcome! Thank you thank you, I keep my fresh look by rubbing butter made of babies' essence all over with the occasional moisturizer.

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~iowaguy1979 Jan 18, 2009, 4:53:44 PM
very nice work! how are things in the state of citrus and heat and water?
*maeks bows in front of the pony*
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~CannibalisticPeach Jan 19, 2009, 8:35:31 AM
why thank you.

This state is pretty good lovely weather. How about you?

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~iowaguy1979 Jan 19, 2009, 11:39:09 PM
I wish. As my name says I am from Iowa and it has been COLD aka under 10 for the last week. I had a friend that recently moved to your fine state, and she told me that 50 is considered cold there. I had to chuckle a little bit at that.
have a good day! ^_^
PS your YouTube videos are funny!
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